1. yo mama's so statist you can't play with legos without a building permit 12

2. yo mama's so statist she broke her own windows to stimulate her economy 10

3. yo mama's so statist she made you register your water guns 9

4. yo mama's so statist she performs tsa patdowns when your friends come over to play 8

5. yo mama's so statist she made you apply for a food license to make a peanut butter jelly 6

6. you mama's so statist she drone bombed her neighbors because they envied her freedom 6

7. yo mama's so statist she charged you a carbon tax for farting 5

8. you mama's so statist she made you fill out a w2 for your allowance 4

9. you mama's so statist she waterboarded you to find out who started 'it' 3